24 Reasons You Should Never Live in Lapland
Lapland, a region stretching across 4 countries, Norway, Finland, Sweden and Russia. Why ever would you want to go there?
It's not like the white snow glitters all the time
Or you'll walk across frozen rivers...
You're really far from civilisation
And who would want to find cute cabins like these?
The locals are a bit hairier than where you're from
And the weather's a bit different, too.
Who'd want to be bothered by Santa and his elves?
Not forgetting his reindeer's
And who'd want to bump into The Big Man Himself in the pub & have a drink with him?!
Or you'll be intimidated meeting snowmen taller than you
Or even ones that are upside down
It's not like you'll have awesome sledding contests
Or you'll walk home with views like this
Or live somewhere with a backyard like this
Who'd want to go outside when its so cold your eyelashes (& hat) freeze?
Or work with an awesome team like this
No one wants to see the most northerly church in Sweden every day
Who'd want to see Polar Pink skies?
Or those gorgeous blue one?
Who'd want the chance to see the northern lights almost every day
I mean who would be this happy to be in Lapland?